There is a commercial for Sobe Life Water, starring Naomi Campbell, that is so bad, so stupid, that when I am having trouble waking up in the morning and turn on SportsCenter as some random background noise to keep me awake, I jump out of bed to avoid watching or even hearing it. It involves her walking our out of the water onto a beach, dripping with water, and then these crazy friggin’ lizards jumping up to drink the Life Water that she is spilling now and then. It turns into a lizard dance-dance-revolution party of sorts where they all fall out of an umbrella and start groovin on a table.
Now, if a lizard started hoping up like it was on acid to drink water I was also drinking, I’d stop drinking that water. And if I opened an umbrella and a bunch of friggin’ lizards fell out, I’d go to a different resort or beach. And if I saw lizards dancing at all’well, I better be on acid, too.